So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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