Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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