i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The air was thick with penises
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Is that strawberry winking at me??
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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