I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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