Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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