Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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