We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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