is your mom at the bar?
Whod you bang
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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