We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Send help, water and tortillas.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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