We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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