i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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