She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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