My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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