Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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