My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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