i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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