dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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