I wanna bring you to show and tell
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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