I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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