Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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