I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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