whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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