okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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