i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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