Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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