Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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