Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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