this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
this boner is exhausting
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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