She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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