yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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