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splinters make it hard to masturbate
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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