If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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