.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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