Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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