I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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