yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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