: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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