this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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