the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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