only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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