I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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