question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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