Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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