THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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