I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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