Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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