New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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