It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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