i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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