do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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